Sharonm's Blog

Dear Everyone:

My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the
time and trouble to send me your e-mail "forwards" over the past 12
months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.

Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on
envelopes 'cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to
seal an envelope.

Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. Because
of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove
toilet stains.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these
products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be
pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a
water buffalo on a hot day.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a
perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from nor send packages by UPS or Fed Ex
since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a
number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda,
Singapore, and Uzbekistan.

I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible
mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my
free replacement pair from Nike.
 
I no longer worry about my soul because at last count I have 363,214
angels looking out for me.

Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I
forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five
minutes.

I can no longer play in the balls at McDonald's, Burger King or any
other playgrounds; more Aids-infected needles and razor blades.
 
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is
about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).

I no longer have any money at all - but that will change once I receive
the $15,000/forward that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for
participating in their special email program.?

Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now
return the favor...

If you don't send this to at least 144,000 people in the next 7
minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will land on
your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon. I know this will occur because
it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's
ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.

So I'm off to Vegas in October and I'm uber excited :), But I'd really like help with stuff to do there. It'll be Halloween week when I go and I'd really like to find some cool things happening either Halloween or non.

Is there anything happening on the 24th october in Vegas

xoxo

Happy Saint Davids Day

Hope everyone had a good day

I enjoyed a typical Sunday roast. Lush!!!

xoxo

Check these out

http://shop.ebay.co.uk/merchant/cymru0_7_W0QQ_nkwZQQ_armrsZ1QQ_fromZQQ_mdoZ

Let me know what you think

xoxo

P.S.

can you think of a name for an online jewellery boutique?

any suggestions would be very helpful

Thanx

OMG!!!

So.... It's july and the weather here is like december.

I had a holiday in spain last week and the weather was gorgeous and now i'm back home and it sucks.

There are flood warnings all over and the roads are a mess.

So much for summer, huh.

What's the weather like where you live.

Cheer me up, please.

xoxo

if anyone wants an appointment, i am currently mobile

but u'd have to be in south wales area

get in touch

xoxo

Hi all

ok, so i'm new buzznet, if anybody has a comment please be gentle.

xoxo